Three Decades, One Degree. Tony Cani Graduates!

It only took 18 years, 4 colleges, 5 Presidential Elections, and 3 Popes ... but Tony finally has graduated from college. Instead of forcing you to sit with a bunch of people you don't know while thousands of names are read off at ASU's graduation, we are throwing our own party. After a few hours of alcohol, food, trivia, embarassing photos, humilating stories, and a commencement speech we will all head together to bars Downtown.

Please arrive by 8:00pm.

What exactly is going on here?

Tony started college in 1996. And while not consecutively, he attended classes in three different decades. This graduation party is a tribute to each of those decades. Friends from Tony's life during each segment will tell stories, there will be a decade appropriate alcohol to toast, music of the type Tony listened to them and Jeff will do a little trivia. So yeah, there is a program with rented tables. Think of this as a rehearsal dinner before a wedding. Don't worry though, this isn't three hours of talking ... the speaking portion of the program is broken up throughout the evening.

What should I bring?

You don't need to bring anything. There will be two beers on tap and several bottles of red and white wine. Additionally, some food will be provided. I know you are desperate to buy Tony a gift, but instead please just help defray the cost of this party by making a donation of any amount you feel comfortable when you RSVP below.

How should I get there? / Where will I park?

The Alonzo's live near Bethany Home and 7th Street. I strongly suggest that everyone uber or cab up to the house. This will help with limited parking and prevent DUIs. To help make this trip more affordable, we can help arrange "uber-pools" for you. If you do drive, please park up and down the street and not in the driveway.

How will we get to the downtown bars?

We will signal for ubers and call cabs to get everyone downtown to our first bar.

Can I bring a guest?

Are you married to them? Then yes. But otherwise ... welll probably. Text or email Tony to make sure there is room and that he doesn't hate your friend.